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12 Mar 2024: Chris Mundy Memorial Poetry Competition

This year’s competition was closely fought with Les and David getting into the top three for the third year in a row.
Les Williams wins the trophy with a stark warning on the possible motives behind a smile: Betrayal
David Baldock came second with his piece likening life to a trip along a river: ISIS
Walter Jardine came third with praise for a flower with hidden benefits: Daffodils II

1 Apr 2025: Richard is an Aussie - It’s Official

- and he’s got the certificate to prove it.

A Foot in Both Camps

Although I came to Australia in the early 1960’s as a twenty-year- old bringing stud cattle on the deck of a cargo ship, stayed eight years before Heather and I married and moved to the UK – then took frequent trips back to Oz before moving permanently ten years ago, it never dawned on me to get Australian citizenship. Until! Midnight a couple of years ago at Heathrow and about to fly back to Melbourne and the pretty girl behind the desk told me, “I’m afraid I can’t let you board the plane as your Spouse Visa has expired!” Panic! Heather flying off and me stranded in Heathrow was not what I had envisaged. Without Heather, my spouse, I was cut off from my easy-going Aussie life and a Pom for ever! But clever Heather HAD renewed my Visa electronically and proved the point with one of those clever phones. “So sorry,” said the pretty girl. “This way to your plane…” To stop all that happening again - get myself Aussie citizenship. Forms filled in, UK police checks that I did not have a criminal record (didn’t think that was necessary to get into Australia anymore). More forms – then wait. Eventually, I was told to present myself at the town hall, dressed smartly, best bib and tucker, clutching my paperwork, ushed into the large and impressive oak-paneled hall, stage at one end, Lady Mayoress, local choir, speeches by a representative of the Government and an Aboriginal leader (the best speech by far) and we all – all 30 of us – required to dedicate our allegiance to Australia, the Constitution, the laws of the land, the Mother Country, and the Mother Country’s Representative, the Governor General. Then a smile and shake of the hand with the Mayor and,
hey presto, I’m in! “Welcome Richard…” Aussies tend to deride the ceremony but I found it rather moving. They take it seriously and put in the effort (wish we did in the UK). The choir sings Australia Fair (the National Anthem, not Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, as I had thought), a sun blessed land…so do we, shows allegiance, that is… There are flags and bunting, a little bag with Aussie goodies for us lucky few including a tiny Aussie potted plant to put in my back garden and my own Aussie flag to wave. I thank the lady Mayoress, she’s a good sheila! Now I hold dual Citizenship! I can’t be turned away at Heathrow by some guy with power of authority whose country of origin I can’t pronounce. And I’m welcomed when I get back to Oz. “Good on yer mate…” There is just one question – which side to I barrack for when the Test Matches start?

8 Apr 2025: Easter Break Short Story Competition - True or a Lie.

Following a vote in favour (7-2) of a single True or Lie story the competition details are as follows: The story must be true or a lie. Maximum of 1500 words. Members will vote for their first three places. (No voting for own entry). Authors will reveal when the results are announced, whether their story was true or a lie. Entries to be sent to Walter for uploading to the website by midday May 5th. They will be anonymous. Your votes to be sent to Nick by midday May 12th. Results will be announced at the zoom meeting on May 13th.

13 May 2025: Easter Break Comp Results

Our challenge for this event, to write a story that may be true or it maybe a lie, proved interesting in that there was a distinct difference in the style of the stories submitted compared with those of our other competitions. The effort of producing a story which may or may not be true seemed to produce works that were less dramatic and less likely to have endings with surpise twists. Instead, there was more emphasis on the story telling, highlighting character building, settings, etc. You can read all the entries in the Library.
The winner is Rob with a jolly explosive jape
Equal second were Mark’s psychological saga, and Les with his tale of misguided values
Fourth was Dick’s story of an extraordinary coinidence.

11 Jun 2025: Arthur Redway Memorial Competition

This year's competition is now open and the rules are set out below.

Requirements

A short story on any theme. Word limit 1500. Stories must include the following words: association, refresh, concoct, scrambled, support. Deadlines Send your entry to Walter by midnight 10 Jul 2025 who will place entries on the web site (anonymised) in the Library section, page 2025. After reading the entries, send your votes for 1st 2nd and 3rd places to Nick by midday 21 Jul 2025. Results will be announced on 22nd July, together with readings of the winning stories, plus the other entries. Unread stories will be read after the AGM in the hall on 29th July, together with the presentation of the trophy. Les hopes you will find the time and inspiration to submit an entry - being judged by our peers is always an interesting process. Good luck!

9 Jul 2025: Richard’s Latest Pics

Richard was very disappointed that we didn’t get the full benefit of his reading on Zoom yesterday because of the missing pictures... So here they are!!
Left: the 1933 Morris Oxford that was restored from a bundle of parts by Keith Montell.
Below: one of the Prescott team doing his stuff on the hill climb.

22Jul 2025: Arthur Redway Memorial

Competition

A pleasing feature of this year’s competition is that it attracted interest even among those who hadn’t entered a story - there were more voters than entrants! The winner is our newest member Alison Trott with Yoshi Wins the Day, a beautifully told story of brothers coping with a traumatic event in their lives.
In second place was Les Williams with his cautionary tale, Dubai or Bust - a warning not to mess with HMRC however smart you may think you are.
In third place was David Burnell with his account of a mining ‘accident’, Aberfan.

29 Jul 2025: Summer Homework Challenge

To make it a little less demanding we have reduced the word count to 750 for this year. This may also make it more difficult to achieve a well rounded story. As is usual with this event, there are no prizes - but have a go anyway. The theme for your story is ‘betrayal’. Readings of your holiday jottings will take place in the first two meetings of next term, along with any other material you may want to bring to those sessions. Remember, watch the word count - only 750!
Following on from a series of successful puzzle books, Neil was honoured to be asked, and delighted to accept, a commission to produce what must be any puzzle composer’s dream:

The Official Strictly Come Dancing Puzzle Book

Neil’s offering is packed with Strictly-related puzzles. Whether it’s Mystery Sudokus, deliberating over fun facts, teasing conundrums, cryptograms or word searches, the book contains something for everyone whether an occasional Strictly viewer or an ardent fan. Good luck Neil. We think you’ve got a winner there.

25 Sep 2025: Neil’s Latest Puzzle Book

- and it’s a cracker!

Following on from a series of successful puzzle books, Neil was honoured to be asked, and delighted to accept, a commission to produce what must be any puzzle composer’s dream:

The Official Strictly Come Dancing

Puzzle Book

Neil’s offering is packed with Strictly- related puzzles. Whether it’s Mystery Sudokus, deliberating over fun facts, teasing conundrums, cryptograms or word searches, the book contains something for everyone whether an occasional Strictly viewer or an ardent fan. Good luck Neil. We think you’ve got a winner there.

11 Jun 2025: Arthur Redway Memorial

Competition

This year's competition is now open and the rules are set out below.

Requirements

A short story on any theme. Word limit 1500. Stories must include the following words: association, refresh, concoct, scrambled, support. Deadlines Send your entry to Walter by midnight 10 Jul 2025 who will place entries on the web site (anonymised) in the Library section, page 2025. After reading the entries, send your votes for 1st 2nd and 3rd places to Nick by midday 21 Jul 2025. Results will be announced on 22nd July, together with readings of the winning stories, plus the other entries. Unread stories will be read after the AGM in the hall on 29th July, together with the presentation of the trophy. Les hopes you will find the time and inspiration to submit an entry - being judged by our peers is always an interesting process. Good luck!
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12 Mar 2024: Chris Mundy Memorial

Poetry Competition

This year’s competition was closely fought with Les and David getting into the top three for the third year in a row.
Les Williams wins the trophy with a stark warning on the possible motives behind a smile: Betrayal
David Baldock came second with his piece likening life to a trip along a river: ISIS
Walter Jardine came third with praise for a flower with hidden benefits: Daffodils II

1 Apr 2025: Richard is an Aussie -

It’s Official

- and he’s got the certificate to prove it.

A Foot in Both Camps

Although I came to Australia in the early 1960’s as a twenty-year- old bringing stud cattle on the deck of a cargo ship, stayed eight years before Heather and I married and moved to the UK – then took frequent trips back to Oz before moving permanently ten years ago, it never dawned on me to get Australian citizenship. Until! Midnight a couple of years ago at Heathrow and about to fly back to Melbourne and the pretty girl behind the desk told me, “I’m afraid I can’t let you board the plane as your Spouse Visa has expired!” Panic! Heather flying off and me stranded in Heathrow was not what I had envisaged. Without Heather, my spouse, I was cut off from my easy-going Aussie life and a Pom for ever! But clever Heather HAD renewed my Visa electronically and proved the point with one of those clever phones. “So sorry,” said the pretty girl. “This way to your plane…” To stop all that happening again - get myself Aussie citizenship. Forms filled in, UK police checks that I did not have a criminal record (didn’t think that was necessary to get into Australia anymore). More forms – then wait. Eventually, I was told to present myself at the town hall, dressed smartly, best bib and tucker, clutching my paperwork, ushed into the large and impressive oak-paneled hall, stage at one end, Lady Mayoress, local choir, speeches by a representative of the Government and an Aboriginal leader (the best speech by far) and we all – all 30 of us – required to dedicate our allegiance to Australia, the Constitution, the laws of the land, the Mother Country, and the Mother Country’s Representative, the Governor General. Then a smile and shake of the hand with the Mayor and, hey presto, I’m in! “Welcome Richard…” Aussies tend to deride the ceremony but I found it rather moving. They take it seriously and put in the effort (wish we did in the UK). The choir sings Australia Fair (the National Anthem, not Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, as I had thought), a sun blessed land…so do we, shows allegiance, that is… There are flags and bunting, a little bag with Aussie goodies for us lucky few including a tiny Aussie potted plant to put in my back garden and my own Aussie flag to wave. I thank the lady Mayoress, she’s a good sheila! Now I hold dual Citizenship! I can’t be turned away at Heathrow by some guy with power of authority whose country of origin I can’t pronounce. And I’m welcomed when I get back to Oz. “Good on yer mate…” There is just one question – which side to I barrack for when the Test Matches start?

8 Apr 2025: Easter Break Short Story

Competition - True or a Lie.

Following a vote in favour (7-2) of a single True or Lie story the competition details are as follows: The story must be true or a lie. Maximum of 1500 words. Members will vote for their first three places. (No voting for own entry). Authors will reveal when the results are announced, whether their story was true or a lie. Entries to be sent to Walter for uploading to the website by midday May 5th. They will be anonymous. Your votes to be sent to Nick by midday May 12th. Results will be announced at the zoom meeting on May 13th.
The winner is Rob with a jolly explosive jape
Equal second were Mark’s psychological saga, and Les with his tale of misguided values.
Fourth was Dick’s story of an extraordinary coinidence.

13 May 2025: Easter Break Comp

Results

Our challenge for this event, to write a story that may be true or it maybe a lie, proved interesting in that there was a distinct difference in the style of the stories submitted compared with those of our other competitions. The effort of producing a story which may or may not be true seemed to produce works that were less dramatic and less likely to have endings with surpise twists. Instead, there was more emphasis on the story telling, highlighting character building, settings, etc. You can read all the entries in the Library.

22Jul 2025: Arthur Redway

Memorial Competition

A pleasing feature of this year’s competition is that it attracted interest even among those who hadn’t entered a story - there were more voters than entrants!
In second place was Les Williams with his cautionary tale, Dubai or Bust - a warning not to mess with HMRC however smart you may think you are.
In third place was David Burnell with his account of a mining ‘accident’, Aberfan.
The winner is our newest member Alison Trott with Yoshi Wins the Day, a beautifully told story of brothers coping with a traumatic event in their lives.

29 Jul 2025: Summer

Homework Challenge

To make it a little less demanding we have reduced the word count to 750 for this year. This may also make it more difficult to achieve a well rounded story. As is usual with this event, there are no prizes - but have a go anyway. The theme for your story is ‘betrayal’. Readings of your holiday jottings will take place in the first two meetings of next term, along with any other material you may want to bring to those sessions. Remember, watch the word count - only 750!

25 Sep 2025: Neil’s Latest Puzzle Book

- and it’s a cracker!

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